ivan

ivan
1. (Ivan) (2224↑, 906↓)
He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive\!\!\!

totally fukable

2. (Ivan) (1250↑, 465↓)
Originally meaning "gift of God". A good looking man, usually of Hispanic or Eastern European descent.

"Ooh, girl\! There's some Ivan's up in this ethnic party tonight, they all look so good."

3. (Ivan) (1173↑, 445↓)
A boyfriend who can be a COMPLETE ASSHOLE and the sweetest guy at the same point in time.

Ivan: "I can't wait till you graduate so i never see you again and this will all be over." the Girlfriend: (Begins to cry at his hateful words) Ivan: "Nah, i'm really going to miss you, seriously."

Author: mattskiba'sgirl http://ivan.urbanup.com/1234981
4. (Ivan) (785↑, 378↓)
- The one - The Best - The Only - The Feared - The Powerful - The Beloved - Simply me...

"Are you the Ivan?"

5. (ivan) (648↑, 302↓)
the love of my life the only one i want but can never have..

ivan doesnt even know that i exist

6. (Ivan) (308↑, 55↓)
the sweetest, kindest, most caring person in the world. Everyone would be lucky to have an Ivan in their life. Ivan is everything good. He unlocks parts of your heart that seemed closed forever. He is patient, attentive and all around wonderful. He will do anything to see a smile on your face, and you will want to do anything to see his smile too. When he smiles, it is an amazing phenomena, for a split second everything is right in the world. When he smiles, I smile. His eyes radiate with warmth and kindness. His capacity for love is limitless. In times when others get angry and lash out, Ivan remains calm and supportive. He will hold you tight when you are full of fear. There is nothing better than being in his arms, it is the safest place in the world. In his arms time stands still. He will be your strength in any time of need. An Ivan will caress your face, look deep into your eyes and tell you he loves you with all his heart. An Ivan will tell you that you are beautiful and perfect and amazing, with such certainty that you too believe it is true. In loving Ivan you will also learn to love yourself. Ivan truly is synonymous with love.

What is love? -Love is Ivan.

Author: princessfeather http://ivan.urbanup.com/4690650
7. (Ivan) (448↑, 264↓)
Russian mobster operating in the United States.

The Boondock Saints killed every Ivan in Boston.

8. (Ivan) (290↑, 168↓)
Anyone of russian descent. German equivalent to "kraut" for the russians during WWII.

If the russian winter doesn't get him, Ivan sure will.

Author: Valentin Treskizinski http://ivan.urbanup.com/1669938
9. (Ivan) (105↑, 50↓)
Ivan\ivan Synonym for Sexy. Typical Russian\ivan A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition. usually a jerk but can be the sweetest guy around body compost of 75% vodka has an odd obsession with Ak-47, mafia, and techno -says "blyat" before starting every sentance -ends sentances with "nahuy" -parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life. -eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort. -get kicked out of the jcc -dont go to temple anymore -see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes. -purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for -buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing -go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka. -bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same. also the sonova bich can party ALL night and still get A on math sci physucks etc

I hate Ivan.....*jealous*

Author: deleat if gay http://ivan.urbanup.com/3726276
10. (Ivan) (139↑, 105↓)
Another name for Jesus. Comes from the Swahili word "Ivan", meaning Jesus.

I bought me a crucifix necklace with an Ivan on it.

11. (Ivan) (28↑, 4↓)
Ivan Is AMAZING. He is the most handomest boy around. There isn't a point to living, if Ivan isn't in your life. Ivan is: .An excellent Basketball player. .Athletic. .Kind. .Knows how to treat a lady. .Great in bed. .very..very Sexy. What more can i say? I Love Ivan.

Ivan: "Hey girl, you make me wanna break my bank."

Author: Peice.Of.Candy http://ivan.urbanup.com/5994482
12. (Ivan) (22↑, 4↓)
A great guy, who will make you laugh. He has an amazing smile, that is, when he does smile. Once you get to know him, it is pretty hard not to like him. Lastly, he loves to have fun.

Hey, who that party animal? Oh, thats Ivan.

Author: blah123454321 http://ivan.urbanup.com/5928235
13. (Ivan) (34↑, 17↓)
A God fearing man of GOD called for the purpose of preaching and teaching. He is a very caring individual with a huge heart for helping others. His ministry is one of mentoring youth and singing. He has an annointed voice and loves to sing all day everyday. Ivan is fun to be around and will keep you engaged in laughter for hours at a time.

1. Minister Ivan brought a powerful message of hope today at church. 2. That Ivan keeps me laughing all the time\!

14. (Ivan) (156↑, 139↓)
A very good basketball player. Loves not to be gay. He is very handsome

Look it's Ivan

15. (Ivan) (0↑, 3↓)
1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women 2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass\! Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan

Author: AliceNoNotThatAlice http://ivan.urbanup.com/6348412
16. (Ivan) (42↑, 56↓)
A Russian inmate who is accustomed to raping other male prisoners in the shower.

"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."

17. (Ivan) (19↑, 70↓)
Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit. Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.

Shrek/Ivan

18. (Ivan) (54↑, 116↓)
A hot guy, Alex arnot's brother. For more information see [Alex Arnot]

1. Wow, you are so good looking you must be Ivan, also known as Alex's brother

Author: Kerplunker45 http://ivan.urbanup.com/794521
19. (ivan) (85↑, 151↓)
German, Hungarian, Russian, Hispanic male who hates black females....

Ivan hates black females because he can't handle the pressure. Oh God\! Another one of those\!\!\!\! lolz

Author: Princess Black http://ivan.urbanup.com/1103325
20. (Ivan) (22↑, 91↓)
A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.

Dude, you totally pulled an Ivan with that chick tonight, go change your shirt.

21. (ivan) (39↑, 108↓)
A little fat kid...might look hot when hes older...but not likely

Girl: Whos that fat kid? boy: thats ivan..he likes big macs

22. (ivan) (81↑, 169↓)
a boy who seasonally has long hair and doesnt like asian girls

"That's what I hate..people like Ivan."

23. (IVAN) (51↑, 142↓)
like a hurrican; home wrecker; husband stealer; gavin lover\ivanmaybe; rocket

Her affair with josh ruined his marriage.

24. (Ivan) (31↑, 132↓)
a complete queer or faggot may be a Puerto Rican looking Mexican.

Never talk to that Ivan Perez\!

Author: Ashley902583475 http://ivan.urbanup.com/4195618
25. (Ivan) (41↑, 155↓)
I am \# 1 second is not a winner and third noone remembers, too bad ivan's second,

o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam, you suck.

26. (Ivan) (73↑, 212↓)
the "creepy" fagtard that works at GameStop. Known for subtle threats to young boys' virginity while offering car rides home and playing the part of a mentor. Young men beware\! Ivan is out there... and he is looking for YOU.

"Dude... did he just offer you a ride home? Watch out he doesn't try to Ivan you\!"

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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